Unguaranteed Prophecies & Guaranteed Ramblings

The Madurai Chapter of Canine Society of India (hereafter, referred as CSI) has issued travel advisory warning to visiting/migrating Canines as well as Canines domiciled in Madurai and Ramnad districts. In a statement released to the Press Trust of India, the Secretary of Madurai Chapter of CSI listed out the following dates as *highly avoidable* [...]

During the Post Independent India’s Brahman rule, the so-called Dravidian upliftment champions trumpeted that they were the Saviours of Dravidian Culture from the then oppressive Brahmans and emphasized the need for self-esteem. Nothing wrong about it.

But what we see today in the name of Dravidian rule is the complete hijack of households in the name [...]

As the cloud of bankruptcy loomed large over the General Motors (GM) Headquarters, Fritz Henderson, the CEO of GM, received a surprise phone call. Guess who was the Caller? It was Fidel Castro, making a call to lend a helping hand to Fritz Henderson. Fritz Henderson was completely taken by surprise that he wanted to [...]

One fine morning things turn topsy turvy. Women lose their ability to bear children and this responsibility is now vested to Men. Now, talk about Anti-abortion and see who gets after you. The National Rifles Association members are right after the Anti-abortionists. Even the Mormons are right after the Anti-Abortionists. The Ayatollahs, The Bush(es) etc.

It [...]

If the American Government extended an open invitation to external agencies to fix their financial woes, I suppose “Madurai Corporation” would just outbid any competing organization (in the sheer magnitude of stupidity). I will tell you why?

1. How to convert a 80 feet road to 70 feet road?

The usual 80 feet main road stretching from [...]

Attending Indian South Indian ritualistic Weddings

Some of the most ritualistic ceremonies in India are the South Indian weddings. Especially the ones involving Brahman priests. A wedding is supposedly a joyous occasion and I am flabbergasted on how the Dravidians and Brahmins (read: Caste Hindus together) can conduct such an occasion in a ritualistic fashion?

Anyway, you [...]

For many a times, I have strongly believed Lalit Modi, the Commissioner of Indian Premier League (IPL) would be a *great* fit for the role of a pimp. I mean, he has the qualities (don’t laugh) that would exceedingly qualify him to be a pimp. A classic example, after the Mumbai Attacks, he went about [...]