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In a surprising move, the Pakistani President, Asif Ali Zardari, known for his trademark gaffes, decided to release A.Q.Khan, the disgraced Father of Pakistani Nuclear Weapons Program. In his message, Zardari stated that Mr. Khan is being released to join the faculty of Benazir Bhutto’s State of Art Terror Institute [earlier post]. In a released . . . → Read More: A.Q.Khan free to proliferate nuclear technology The self styled “Thackerey of the South“, Pramod Muthalik, the firebrand leader of “Jackass Hindu Jihadists” named, “Sri Ram Sene“, ordered all Indians to assert their loyalty to mother India by drinking a daily glass of Cow’s urine. When we interrupted his Press meet (attended by our reporter and some other right-wing reporter) by raising . . . → Read More: Pramod Muthalik drinks Sacred Cow’s Urine A.R.Rahman, the Music Director, is waken up by a phone call from Danny Boyle, the Director of “Slumdog Millionaire”. Danny Boy, as he is fondly referred to, tells Rahman that “Slumdog Millionaire” has been nominated for Oscars under nine different categories. Rahman, known for his utter humility, says “Masha Allah”. Danny Boy hangs up the . . . → Read More: Slumdog Millionaire – The Pooch on Hooch Caution: Raw expression of human emotion <rant> If you have ever used Skype, the online voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) based telephone service that lets you to call landlines and mobiles (around the globe) at a fixed monthly subscription or call other online skype users for free, you will notice that they do not have . . . → Read More: Skype outsources its Customer Service to Elbonia In response to our earlier report at Trisha’s inability to speak in her mother-tongue, she had asked her Family Physician to comment on her position. When Trisha’s family Physician (name withheld) called us, we thought someone was making a prank call. We didn’t want to be on the receiving end of a “Howard Sterned Phone . . . → Read More: Native Language Phobia New Satyam Computers logo The new Board of Directors, appointed by the Indian Government in the aftermath of Satyam fiasco, have come up with a new logo. They released an unnamed Executive’s rendition of the new logo. The new set of Directors hoped that the restructing of Satyam will start on a positive note . . . → Read More: Satyam has a new logo Ramalinga Raju – Billy The Kid Ramalinga Raju, the ex-CEO of Satyam Computers, after submitting his resignation to the Satyam Board, has decided to act in movies. In a joint venture between an Indo-US production unit, Ramalinga Raju is set to star as “Billy the Kid” in the movie. The movie carries the tag-line: . . . → Read More: Ramalinga Raju – To enter Silverscreen and then Politics |
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