Unguaranteed Prophecies & Guaranteed Ramblings

The Madurai Chapter of Canine Society of India (hereafter, referred as CSI) has issued travel advisory warning to visiting/migrating Canines as well as Canines domiciled in Madurai and Ramnad districts. In a statement released to the Press Trust of India, the Secretary of Madurai Chapter of CSI listed out the following dates as *highly avoidable* [...]

As the cloud of bankruptcy loomed large over the General Motors (GM) Headquarters, Fritz Henderson, the CEO of GM, received a surprise phone call. Guess who was the Caller? It was Fidel Castro, making a call to lend a helping hand to Fritz Henderson. Fritz Henderson was completely taken by surprise that he wanted to [...]

For many a times, I have strongly believed Lalit Modi, the Commissioner of Indian Premier League (IPL) would be a *great* fit for the role of a pimp. I mean, he has the qualities (don’t laugh) that would exceedingly qualify him to be a pimp. A classic example, after the Mumbai Attacks, he went about [...]

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) has decided to outsource some of its Jury jobs to developing nations. This decision was made after the stupendous success of Slumdog Millionaire at the 81st Academy Awards Ceremony.

When asked about the selection method to be implemented, an anonymous source from the Oscar Committee told us [...]

In a surprising move, the Pakistani President, Asif Ali Zardari, known for his trademark gaffes, decided to release A.Q.Khan, the disgraced Father of Pakistani Nuclear Weapons Program. In his message, Zardari stated that Mr. Khan is being released to join the faculty of Benazir Bhutto’s State of Art Terror Institute [earlier post].

In a released statement, [...]

The self styled “Thackerey of the South“, Pramod Muthalik, the firebrand leader of “Jackass Hindu Jihadists” named, “Sri Ram Sene“, ordered all Indians to assert their loyalty to mother India by drinking a daily glass of Cow’s urine.

When we interrupted his Press meet (attended by our reporter and some other right-wing reporter) by raising a [...]

A.R.Rahman, the Music Director, is waken up by a phone call from Danny Boyle, the Director of “Slumdog Millionaire”. Danny Boy, as he is fondly referred to, tells Rahman that “Slumdog Millionaire” has been nominated for Oscars under nine different categories. Rahman, known for his utter humility, says “Masha Allah”. Danny Boy hangs up the [...]