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When the Madras Indian Institute of Technology’s (IIT) Transportation Department Head stated that Flyovers can never ease the growing traffic problem in Chennai, Chennai Corporation couldn’t understand his simple language. So, our popular Tamil Poet (from Stone Age) had to step in to help the less sensible Chennai Corporation Officials to interpret what the Professor . . . → Read More: Palaputhira Onandi’s Interpretation of Chennai Traffic Dr. Manmohan Singh, the Prime Minister of India, has threatened to renounce his Citizenship after inspecting the Athletes Accommodation in New Delhi. It didn’t come as a shock to Dr. Singh – on the missed deadlines and continuing inefficiency of the concerned Officials. Only after seeing Pan (yes, the filthy reddish stuff with [in]Human saliva) . . . → Read More: Manmohan Singh threatens to renounce his Citizenship Me: Tell me one reason why India’s Independence should be revoked? Kilmo: You mean, for completely messing up Her Majesty’s Commonwealth Games? Me: So, what’s next? Kilmo: I think the British might send a Revenue Department Official (Tax Collector) to raise an invoice with the Finance Ministry of India for the taxes owed since Independence . . . → Read More: Revoking India’s Independence The Madurai Chapter of Canine Society of India (hereafter, referred as CSI) has issued travel advisory warning to visiting/migrating Canines as well as Canines domiciled in Madurai and Ramnad districts. In a statement released to the Press Trust of India, the Secretary of Madurai Chapter of CSI listed out the following dates as *highly avoidable* . . . → Read More: Travel Advisory to Madurai As the cloud of bankruptcy loomed large over the General Motors (GM) Headquarters, Fritz Henderson, the CEO of GM, received a surprise phone call. Guess who was the Caller? It was Fidel Castro, making a call to lend a helping hand to Fritz Henderson. Fritz Henderson was completely taken by surprise that he wanted to . . . → Read More: Fidel extends open arms to General Motors For many a times, I have strongly believed Lalit Modi, the Commissioner of Indian Premier League (IPL) would be a *great* fit for the role of a pimp. I mean, he has the qualities (don’t laugh) that would exceedingly qualify him to be a pimp. A classic example, after the Mumbai Attacks, he went about . . . → Read More: Pimper’s Paradise The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) has decided to outsource some of its Jury jobs to developing nations. This decision was made after the stupendous success of Slumdog Millionaire at the 81st Academy Awards Ceremony. When asked about the selection method to be implemented, an anonymous source from the Oscar Committee told . . . → Read More: AMPAS to outsource some Jury jobs |
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