Unguaranteed Prophecies & Guaranteed Ramblings

Crow 1: Damn! The Passport India website is down for the third successive day.
Crow 2: [Completely callous]
Crow 1: Didn’t you listen to what I said?
Crow 2: I haven’t even received my Electoral Card
Crow 1: [confused stare]

The Cuckoo’s shite

Everyone is retarded in one way or the other. The educated institutionalized lot in particular…

Crow-1 (from Bible-belt, USA) on vacation at his native town in India, ridiculed Crow-2 on his naivety and the conservative nature of people in his native town. Crow-2 couldn’t understand a thing as Crow-1sounded different to him.

The worldly sage she is, Grandmother Crow, overhearing the conversation, questioned Crow-1: “how different is the Bible-belt (USA) from [...]

Crow 1: DId you check out the names of the airport terminals at Chennai?
Crow 2: Heck, who cares?
Crow 1: I mean, how indifferent can you be?
Crow 2: What?
Crow 1: Notice the name on the international terminal - it reads Anna. The name on the domestic terminal reads Kamaraj.
Crow 2: So, [...]