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Undisclosed sources share Osama’s New Year Greetings as it marks Islamic Calendar 1430 AH. In his message, Osama wished the new Calendar year to be safe for all infidels. Sources close to Osama say that their leader is suffering from Gaztric trouble, like millions, and wished to pray for their recovery.

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Immaculate Conception of Nochukuppam

Invoking Religion for mere physical {co}existence is like blaming the condom for one’s impotency. That doesn’t mean that Religion should be kept away from the common man. It certainly requires skill (read: understanding) to operate Religion and to offer faith based answer to some meta-physical questions. That said, the common man can [...]

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Quantum Of Solace - Antulay 007

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Ta ta ta tang da dang…(Cymbals clash….followed by dramatic score)…ta tang ta tang…dang da dang da dang da dang…dang da dang da dang da dang…dang! dang!

The Nation’s Secret Agent “Antulay 007″ requires a peace of mind (read: [...]

Much to the dismay of Civil Liberty Activists, Google India, the “don’t be evil” Company has decided to put on auction the “search terms” used by Indian Celebrities on eBay. When asked about such a move, a spokesperson from Google India said that we have always stood by the principle “Don’t be Evil” and never [...]

When a tech-savvy uncle of mine decided that he was considering to give his daughter - provided I pass some basic tests (as in character test?). I asked him, do you need my horoscope? He said “No” and that he was quite progressive minded. I wonder what *that* progressive minded he is? OK. Suppressing my [...]

Love her or hate her. Arundathi Roy is *my lady*! Check out her views in her article “monster in the mirror“.

“Newton, Newton…
tell Milton…
that the third law of Nature…
applies to all Creature…”

The year’s best play with words (involving Corporates): “Phased Layoffs” and “Orderly Bankruptcy”