In a surprising move, the Pakistani President, Asif Ali Zardari, known for his trademark gaffes, decided to release A.Q.Khan, the disgraced Father of Pakistani Nuclear Weapons Program. In his message, Zardari stated that Mr. Khan is being released to join the faculty of Benazir Bhutto’s State of Art Terror Institute [earlier post].
In a released statement, Mr. Zardari said “Mr. Khan’s service is of great need to the Country at times of difficulty and he will effectively train and arm the students of Terror Institute with the ability to build and detonate nuclear weapons”
In an undisclosed deal, Mr. Khan will also assist in proliferating the nuclear technology to outside terror networks thereby generating the much needed foreign revenue reserves for the dwindling Pakistani economy. He said that few terror networks have already contributed to the program and expected optimism in its future success.
On hearing the release statement of A.Q.Khan, the Indian Foreign Ministry declained to comment as they had forgot to wear their balls for the Press Conference. Advani was livid with rage and promised to increase the recruitment drive of RSS by three folds. We couldn’t make sense out of Advani’s impromptu statement.
We then checked with our veteran Perumal Kovil Beggar, “white rice” Ramasamy, on his opinion. Unfortunately, Ramasamy mistook A.Q.Khan to the 80s Pakistani leg spinner Abdul Qadir and instead recollected old memories of India-Pakistan Cricket encounters.