News from around the Globe
Undisclosed sources share Osama’s New Year Greetings as it marks Islamic Calendar 1430 AH. In his message, Osama wished the new Calendar year to be safe for all infidels. Sources close to Osama say that their leader is suffering from Gaztric trouble, like millions, and wished to pray for their recovery.
In the meantime, America pins its hope on Osama Obama and hopes that their new Government builds smoother financial roller-coaster rides in the Nation’s theme parks. Again, it is hoped that it will be a publicly funded initiative.
Pakistan’s President, Asif Ali Zardari greets the New Year from a drunken orgy party held for the first batch of graduating Terrorists from Benazir Bhutto’s State of Art Institute of Terror. Looks like Ayatollah is a special guest flaunting the metal sign (updated reports mentioned that the crowd went in to hysteria as Ayatollah flashed the -metal- sign). Meanwhile, Sangh Parivar has postponed its meeting with hardcore Likud members on setting up a joint Indo-Israeli Terror Institute in India to combat Pakistan’s move.
Meanwhile, veteran Perumal kovil Beggar, “white rice” Ramasamy, greeted us through SMS. Looks like he is chilling out with his family members on a well deserved break at a resort island in the Maldives.
So, from all of us over here… Let the New Year bring in Peace and Sanity!
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