Big Three decide to relocate their Ops to Dubai

American Automobile Majors, Ford, GM and Chrysler have decided to move their Operations to Dubai and the CEOs of these failed Majors said “Fuck Off!” to the American public and its Government for ridiculing them on their bailout request.

General Motors (GM) CEO, Richard Wagoner, and Robert Nardelli, the CEO of Chrylser were acerbic in their comments on the failure of American people to bailout genuine manufacturers of gas-guzzling comfy cars. Ford CEO, Alan Mulally, added that the American Public should decide if “they are either with them or against them“.

The three CEOs after their tough session with Senate members, posed the following question to the media bunch:

(1) Tell us, who else would have tirelessly stood by and supported our Oil Corporates? Where are those folks from Halliburton, Chevron or Exxon Mobil?

(2) Tell us, who else would have provided direct and indirect opportunity to American G.Is and private contractors in the never-ending war for O.I.L (Operation Iraqi Liberation)?

(3) Is it our fault to fly on a private jet to Washington D.C. to request a bailout?

The Big Three CEOs were unanimous in their response to the way they have been left to beg for bailout. They said that they have had enough and have decided to move their manufacturing operations to Dubai that employs and provides abundant cheap labour in the form of expatriate population. They also profusely thanked the current Dubai Emir Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum for his gracious invitation. They further added that this will help them in building more radical gas guzzling vehicles that would soon spell doom to the world.

It is reported that such a move will affect many manufacturing jobs and would add woe to the rising unemployment figures in the U.S. Whatever said, the Kerala CM Achuthanandan expressed hope that more Mallus will get employment with the new move of the Big Three. He added that “America’s loss is Dubai India’s gain“.

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