Zardari inaugurates Pakistan’s State of Art Terror Institute

Asif Ali Zardari, the President of Pakistan dedicated the State of Art Terror Institute to the nation, here on Islamabad. Speaking on the occasion, he felt that Pakistan always needed a State of Art institute that would teach appropriate terror tactics and thereby eliminating mediocrity among Terrorists.

He also blamed the recent “Mumbai Attacks” on lack of professionalism and attributed those terror tactics from rogue ISI elements and LeT. He invited Imams from all across the world to offer visiting lecture on fatwas and also said that he would be discussing with higher officials in the Government to invite many fugitive Terrorists across the world. If word of mouth is to be believed, Osama Bin Laden {in disguise} is expected to deliver lecture on guerilla combat and Hassan Nasrallah, the Lebanese Hizbollah chief is expected to deliver a lecture on hijacking planes. Efforts are being made to make sure that these high profile figures don’t cross each other on campus.

Zardari expressed deep concern over the unprofessional terror tactics by LeT militants that left over 200 dead. He said that the impact could have been better had the militants waited for and taken proper training from the Institute.

Ironically, Mr. Zardari has named the Terror Institute under the name of his late wife and leader, Benazir Bhutto. When quizzed about the contradiction to name an Institute of Terror under his late wife, Mr. Zardari replied that his wife was a victim of bad terror tactics and hence this (naming of the institute in her memory) will do justice to her death. May her soul R.I.P.

Mr. Zardari also promised that he will send a properly trained set of militants across the border to India. Further details weren’t disclosed to the gathered Press.

Our reporter says, on hearing such a development, is the Sangh Parivar planning to open a similar one in India? We have to wait and watch.