Ayman Al-Zawahiri, the fugitive leader of Al-Qaeda, in his recent message bid farewell to the outgoing President of United States, George W. Bush. The translation of his message reads as follows:
Mr. President,
I along with millions belonging to Islamic faith cannot find a better situation to express our pleasure in bidding farewell to you. As a traditional honor from the Bedouin culture, I have asked my messenger to send 100 barrels of dried, crushed and powdered Camels’ testicles. Considering the fact that you are having trouble passing Urine, I advise you to take a teaspoon of crushed Camel testicle powder, thrice a day, until you find no trouble in passing Urine. I also wanted to add a side note that consumption of the prescribed medication in excess would lead to bed-wetting, a situation that would put Laura under immense trouble. So we recommend her to wear a life jacket. I am sure she can get tips from Barbara.
Insha Allah, I hope your bladder problems will also recede.
<sound of Camel fart is captured in the recording>