Person 1: I am an unfortunate victim of Murphy’s law. Whenever I end up at Mens’ restroom, the soap dispenser (as in machine) invariably suffers from erectile dysfunction - quite to my dismay.
Person 2: Did you check out the soap dipenser (again, as in machine) at our Office Mens’ restroom? It seems to be on Viagra.
Person 1: (hush hush) I heard that the cops in Tier-1 cities accept Sodexho® coupons as bribe. Is it true?
Person 2: (sarcastically) Wow! signs of a booming Indian middle-class economy.