I should have suspected when the Rabbi next door told me that “Giraffe milk is Kosher”. Instead I ended up asking the Bedouins on the theory behind it - who gladly offered me fermented Camel’s urine. Unable to withstand the stench and offend their hospitality, I quietly asked Morarji Desai on how he survived on his own urine?
Morarji’s reply: Son, it takes time to {voluntarily} urinate on your own bed. The rest as they say is done involuntarily.