[Somewhere in a nasty underground sewer line...gangs of rats arrange a meeting]
Rat1 heads Gang1 while Rat2 heads Gang2. Both Rat1 and Rat2 have their trusted lieutenants with them. In this conversation, read it in a way Jack Nicholson (as Rat1) and George Harris (as Rat2) would have interacted.
Rat1: Who are you? Are you aware that this is our territory?
Rat2: Me? I’m Sarah Palin and I’m not aware of any-fuckin-thing.
Rat1: Cut that crap! Are you from Bihar or U.P or God-fuckin Pakistan?
Rat2′s lieutenant: (at Rat1) Hey, watch your mouth.
Rat2: (calms down his lieutenant) Ok. Ok. I’m a commander of Al Qaeda.
Rat1: (couldn’t believe his fuckin eyes – startled a bit) So, you say that you command troops of Al-fuckin-Qaeda?
Rat2: Yes Sir. And can I ask who you are? (since you claim this as your territory)
Rat1: (clearing his throat) I am the head of “Sangh Parivar”.
Rat2: So, what is your job?
Rat1: Not as {globally} headline grabbing as yours.
Rat2: So, what exactly is your job?
Rat1: We ensure that none of our minorities live in harmony. Our job is to invade their homes and steal their food and livelihood. They starve and die.
Rat2: (sarcastically) How do you escape the radar of your {so-called Secularist} Government?
Rat1: Fuck them! We run the {unofficial} Government here. Alright, how about you?
Rat2: Oh, we don’t have the concept of Democracy out in our areas of operation. We still follow rules of our medievel ancestors. We have some shit load of volunteer members that are ready to blow themselves out with a shit load of faeces.
Rat1: Holy shit!
Rat2: Yeah, that is what we call those suicide “jihadi” rats.
Rat1: Oh, no! I wasn’t implying that.
Rat2: So, what is the deal?
Rat1: You mean what deal?
Rat2: Since our nature of work falls along similar ideology, i think we should reach an agreement.
Rat1: Sounds good. Leave this territory and leave the rest to us.
Rat2: Deal.
Rat1: Hey…any of you guys interested in running our franchise abroad?
Rat2: Heh. Thanks but no thanks.
[Both the Gangs disperse amicably...]
P.S: Burning Man is an annual event held in the Black Rock Desert in Northern Nevada.
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