[With the free-markets taking a tumble...]
Overhearing a subway talk:
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Person 1: (hush hush) I heard that the audition lines at Broadway are filled with {ex}Investment Bankers
Person 2: (curiously) Is that so?
Person 1: Yes. Many in disguise.
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Did someone ask me who Person 1 and Person 2 are?
The Secret Services guy standing next to me slipped out that Person 1 was Henry Paulson and Person 2 was none other than Mr. President (both in disguise).